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BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney has declared that he’s is running for chair setting up a exploratory NGO in kindness of a possible, possible, separate for chair in 2012 on the Republican ticket.

No one saw this reaching except the whole Internet, which is where Romney posted his recording announcing his aim to explore his prizewinning intentions. Perhaps it’s this junior-high attempt at sex that led the New York Times to tweet, jokingly, that “Mitt Romney Makes It Official, Quietly” (that was meant to be ironic, right?).

Regardless of the volume of Romney’s announcement, he’s today the second field GOP candidate, after Pawlenty, to sort of intercommunicate his viral recording into the YouTube ring. After the programme broke, Twitter went nutso. According to the prizewinning figures acquirable to a mid-level journalist, there were, like, a gazillion tweets in the first — let’s feature — 10 transactions of the announcement. Below are whatever of the best, worst, and most repeated zingers.

He’s not running for President, he’s running for the Tooth Fairy

Good question, Matt. Good because you’re definitely not the exclusive person to notice that the “R” in Romney looks exactly same Aquafresh’s artist metropolis cover cream toothpaste. Observe:

Mother Jones’ Washington application king Corn tweets a “joke” of his own, saying, “Romney’s new trademark would also work well for GOProud.”

But the difficulty with that homophobic assertion is that no concern how you fling the “R” it doesn’t countenance anything same a “Pride” alarum gesture in the breeze.

And according to @HuffPostHill,”Romney’s trademark could also threefold for a really dull cruise line,” a comment so dull it belike should have been cursive by one of the hundreds of complimentary writers.

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Sure, it’s a affordable effort from the Florida Democratic Party Communications Director, but tons of grouping are convergent on those silver streaks of comic-book-perfection. @StevenKruiser — who calls himself a “Conservative comedian/writer” (that’s actually pretty hilarious) — gets plenty of retweets with his view that almost everyone shares: he wants a fight to the last follicle:

Or maybe Romney’s running for President of the World

Romney appears to be angling for the American vote:

Or perhaps the changeable Dutch stroke bloc  …

According to Google Translation, both these Tweets say, roughly, “Mitt Romney looks presidential.”

Random facts most Romney you’ll never forget

The National Review’s Jim Geraghty drops the prizewinning Romney insta-factoid. Be trusty to ingest it at the incoming band before that jackass to your mitt sneaks it in first:

In other parts of the Twitterverse:

Salon’s Alex Pareene makes a gut-rubbed jape exclusive mouth-breathing hipsters conceive is clever (Spoiler Alert! — It’s a “Twin Peaks” reference).

Beltway Confidential, same whatever others, notes that the declaration comes on the 5th anniversary of RomneyCare. Also, whatever no-name illustrator at whatever no-name publication points discover that Romney’s “Believe in America” shibboleth was erst something Evangelist Kerry was believed in as well.

@mbrownerhamlin reminds us that Romney meliorate come discover with a damn-good sequal, and soon,  if he wants to beat the Jerry Bruckheimer-sized awesomeness of Pawlenty’s video.

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